Day out at the beach, hanging out with 'Peruvian' and 'Frenchy' a couple of guys that, to protect the innocent, will have their names masked. We all hung out at the beach, slowly got burnt and eventually headed to a cafe for a beer and a bite to eat. Talk seems to revolve around 'the rating system,' all men will know what the rating system is, however it is what a man will give a woman out of 10, it appears that the rating system varies from continent to continent.
Peruvian -
1-10, however the rating has to be a very strictly applied, several minutes can go by as Peruvian decides between a 6.3 and a 6.4 on the women hotness rating, there is subsets of categories too, MILF etc... very sexist, but hilarious. He would spend a couple of minutes looking at the back of a woman, saying "5.5 - 6, depending on her face," he'd then wait for the unsuspecting person to turn around before adjusting the score based on her face, hooter, eyes etc. In some cases he'd reserve some points for nice personality and various life skills, he's not shallow after all. When he'd describe a woman or a situation with a woman, he sounded like he was describing the finest meal he had ever had, the touch, the senses would go into overload, he'd also start losing his ability to speak English, and would break into Spanish as he continued to make sure I knew how great he thought Brazilian women were for instance.Very Latin American.
Frenchy -
Like he had been created from the essence of a typical French man, with the added Mediterranean look of a Moroccan, he had a different system. He'd take a look at the unsuspecting female and say 'how many times he ...would' a horrible kangorillapig would waddle by the restaurant and he'd say "Just one time," I of course fell off my chair with laughter. If an attractive person walked by he'd say "all week," typical French ! When asked what he missed about home he said Wine and Cheese.
He was hilarious, and, ignoring the hilarity of his rating system, very interesting. He promoted the idea of Couch surfing. Something I'd look into at some point. Unfortunately Peruvian was leaving the following day but we thought we'd hit the beach hard. During the day we'd also met up with an Indian guy so he was joining the team.
Peruvian -
1-10, however the rating has to be a very strictly applied, several minutes can go by as Peruvian decides between a 6.3 and a 6.4 on the women hotness rating, there is subsets of categories too, MILF etc... very sexist, but hilarious. He would spend a couple of minutes looking at the back of a woman, saying "5.5 - 6, depending on her face," he'd then wait for the unsuspecting person to turn around before adjusting the score based on her face, hooter, eyes etc. In some cases he'd reserve some points for nice personality and various life skills, he's not shallow after all. When he'd describe a woman or a situation with a woman, he sounded like he was describing the finest meal he had ever had, the touch, the senses would go into overload, he'd also start losing his ability to speak English, and would break into Spanish as he continued to make sure I knew how great he thought Brazilian women were for instance.Very Latin American.
Frenchy -
Like he had been created from the essence of a typical French man, with the added Mediterranean look of a Moroccan, he had a different system. He'd take a look at the unsuspecting female and say 'how many times he ...would' a horrible kangorillapig would waddle by the restaurant and he'd say "Just one time," I of course fell off my chair with laughter. If an attractive person walked by he'd say "all week," typical French ! When asked what he missed about home he said Wine and Cheese.
He was hilarious, and, ignoring the hilarity of his rating system, very interesting. He promoted the idea of Couch surfing. Something I'd look into at some point. Unfortunately Peruvian was leaving the following day but we thought we'd hit the beach hard. During the day we'd also met up with an Indian guy so he was joining the team.
Beach and surf
A Peruvian guy
The view from a cafe
"kangorillapig" :o)
ReplyDeleteI think the peruvian guy was waiting for the flight from bangalore to cochi in front of us !! i think he s the one !
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